Great Scam

I Don't Like You In That Way is reporting that Brad and Angelina are registered at Tiffany & Co. I searched for 'Pitt' and 'Jolie', but I didn't get them. Here's a screen cap that was taken before Tiffany's removed it (because it was a hoax or because Brangelia didn't want it public, is unclear).

But it made me think was a great way to get free stuff, from overzealous and naive fans, in seven easy steps:

1. 1. Pick a couple that have sufficient paparazzi status - no one will give a crap .
   
2. 2. Find out the date they are getting married, if you don't know just guess - the fact that you are releasing "new" information (i.e. when the wedding is) will just draw drawn more attention to your list!
   
3. 3. Create a g-mail/yahoo/msn e-mail account with your celebrities name in it. Don't worry if you have to add numbers or extra letters to get it (the more cryptic it is the more are likely people will think that it is done deliberately to hind the celeb's true identity)
   
4. 4. Make sure you register at a posh/chic (i.e. pretentious) place, you won't find Tom-Cat registered at WalMart or Target!
   
5. 5. Choose expensive pretentious stuff to put in your registry - those Hollywood types love that kind of self-important crap.
   
6. 6. Choose things that you can identify with the celeb - for example get a gold-covered copy of "Dianetics" for Tom-Cat or handcuffs and a whip if you're doing Brangelina.
   
7. 7. YOU'RE DONE! Just wait for the general public die hard fans to spend all of their savings on small gold serving spoon and enjoy!
   
8. 8. BONUS #1: If the weddings cancelled sell it all on eBay as "Unwanted gifts from cancelled celeb wedding" - - the same stupid saps that bought them for the celebs in the first place will buy them up at three-times the price!
   
9. 9. BONUS #2: Donate them all to charity. The people you give them too won't give a crap who they were intended for, but they'll sell them and get enough food to last a few years!

Now with that said I expect to see a couple of hundred registries for various celebs. Hey I just heard that Lohan and Valderrama have hooked up again! What sounds good: A quick Vegas Wedding on June 3rd, or an elaborate one on September 16....hmmm....