Chef DOES Cruise

As some may know Chef from South Park (Issac Hayes) quit Monday siting that he could not stay with a show that makes fun of his religion, Scientology. This despite the fact that he has no problem taking the piss out of Christians, Jews, Muslims, etc.

This comes after Tom Cruise successfully got Comedy Central to pull the 'offending' Scientology episode (staring himself and fellow wacko John Travolta) by threatening not to help publicise his upcoming film Mission Implausable III (sic). This of course led to South Park geeks (I mean fans) saying they will boycot the film. Personally I won't be boycotting it, I won't be watching it either 'cause it's bound to blow chunks and I'm not going to see a movie with that pleb in it anyway!

The lastest twist however (involving Hayes, rather than TomBoy Cruise) is that Hayes didn't even quit. Claims are that after he had a stroke in late January, the Scientolgy brainwashing crowd took advantage of him in his condition and released the statement saying he was leaving the show.

This is, of course, the most likely answer, after all a cult trying to take over someone's life when they are unable to - sound's like Scientology to me!

In any case South Park still went on to air an episode of South Park (using old sound) making Chef out to be a pedo (very sick) including some references to his cult (I guess Cruise and Hayes pissed off Trey and Matt).

Well at least if Hayes really has quit he has another job lined up:- the voice of Mousketeer TomBoy Cruise: