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Monday, March 13, 2006

Virtual Girlfriend


Some genius has come up with the idea of a virtual girlfriend for all of the computer geeks out there.

Of course ideally you could choose the height, colour, size of the woman, but this will have to do. Another thing that would make it better is a zoom!

All you have to do is enter a command and she'll do it!

Of course she is a blonde, so more often that not she'll just shrug her shoulders 'cause she doesn't know what you want. So, if you're going to try it, keep your commands short, simple and dirty. So "What is 2+2", "You're a nice person" or "Come home and meet my parents" will just lead to her shrugging.

What she really wants to hear are the nice simple commands, like "dance", "kiss", "spread", "nipples", "strip", "pussy", " "lick", "sex", "suck" (this is when her friend enters the room and the zoom could really come in handy!) or "Suck My Coc....."

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