P-Diddy Needs a Pimp Daddy

MSNBC is reporting that the rap impresario (read "dickhead") is in Brazil, enjoying Carnival, where he was spotted by reporters slipping into a hot spot known for its low-priced call girls, reports our source in Rio.

A source said “The name of the place is ‘Help’ and the girls there are supposed to be the cheapest prostitutes in the city.” 'Help' is a main hot spot of the city, and known for it's low priced call girls. After he noticed the reporters he had to sneak in through a garage.