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Monday, March 27, 2006

FHMs 100 Sexist Women - WTF

Every year this amazes me. How on earth they come up with the top 100 sexist women! It's got to be rigged or the only people who vote must be either blind, stupid or plain sick.

Okay most are okay, but many are in the wrong order. Worst of all that skanky kid Scarlet Johanson has somehow walked away with the number one spot. Surely FHM's 100 SW has just become a joke now and people are voting for the most nastly celebrity out there.

Other glaring mistakes:
  • Josie Moran is #100. 100! That's nearly of the list completely this babe is easily top 20 material.
  • Buffy = #94. Ridiculous, at least top 50 material - maybe too many people were thinking of her playing Daphne in those nasty purple dresses.
  • Denise Richards (#89), does anyone not remember Wild Things!?
  • Katie Holmes is on the list, #90 is flattery!
  • Fugly Fergie at #88, once again just being on the list makes a mokery of it, ditto Plain-Jane Anne Hathaway.
  • #58 Hillary Duff, looking even more ugly (although that seems impossible) since losing a tone of weight - there are some sick guys voting out there.
  • Brooke Burke is the bottom half (#53) three behind the likes of Kelly Clarkson even! WTF second biggest shocker, after Skanky Scarlet #1 finish.
  • Leeann Tweeden's drop from a logical #14 to a stupifying #47.
  • Adriana Lima at #27, great for a number of these skanks, but for a fine chick like Adriana anything outside the top 5 is just plain wrong!
  • Vida Guerra just outside the top 20. I guess have a hugh photoshopped arse is good enough for some, personally I like my big fat arses to be free of celulite bulges.
  • Paris Hilton (#11) - no arse, not tits, no brains, no personallity - I didn't know manequins could be voted for.
  • Teri "Plastic" Hatcher in the top 10 and ahead of Eva!?
  • Jessica Simpson, top 40...okay, top 25...maybe, but #4. They must have voted for her purely on her chest and imaging she had a brown paper bag over her face.

Some things that are right:
  • Heather Graham is #98 down from #74. Deserving of being on the list, but definitely near the end - they got this one right, although there are others on this list that should be lower, including #1!
  • Ashley Judd (#) for being back on the list (she was missing last year - was it worse than this year's?).
  • New girl Danica Patrick - a racy chick places in a logical #42 spot.
Where are they now?:
  • Gabriel Union
  • Vanessa Minnillo
  • Pam Anderson
  • Stacy Keibler

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