The Million-Year South Park-Cruise War

Man! I was so almost out of the door and I had to go and read this article a Double Agent (stolen and copied below):

Despite the reports, a spokesman for Cruise denies that the actor threatened any execs about promoting Missing Implausable III, stating, "He never said any such thing about Mission Impossible III."

Trey Parker and Matt Stone, South Park's creators, have hit back at the allegations. The duo issued a statement to Daily Variety that said, "So, Scientology, you may have won this battle, but the million-year war for earth has just begun! Temporarily anozinizing our episode will not stop us form keeping Thetans forever trapped in your pitiful man-bodies."

"Curses and drat! You have obstructed us now, but your feeble bid to save humanity will fail! Hail Xenu." They then signed the statement, "Trey Parker and Matt Stone, servants to the dark lord Xenu."

These two always crack me up! Sure a lot of their humour can be juvenile or crass, but these are a some smart, funny guys. I wouldn't even know why the crap Xenu is.

Wikipedia: In Scientology doctrine, Xenu (also Xemu) is a galactic ruler (of the "Galactic Confederacy") who, 75 million years ago, brought billions of people to Earth, stacked them around volcanoes and blew them up with hydrogen bombs. Their souls then clustered together and stuck to the bodies of the living, and continue to cause problems today. - Ha ha ha. Man these people must be so messed up in the head - I can see why TomBoy hangs with them. LOFL.

(Read more of this wacky messed up belief at Wikipedia here).