Female or She-male

A scary thought, but you need to be prepared in order to avoid the worst 'morning after' ever!

Take the test here and pray that you pass. Or at least pray that you spot all of the She-males, it's not too much of a loss to by pass the occasional duffer.

If you fail the test - I would suggest avoiding the alcohol when you go out - beer goggles can be dangerous!

REPORT: New Swedish Airbags Can Actually CAUSE More Car Accidents!

Apparently it's something to do with the ergonomic design of the bags which causes an increase in the likelihood of an accident occurring. Many more extensive studies are needed however.

I want to help! Is there somewhere I can sign up to volunteer?

A Comedian, A Japanese Actor, A Politician, & A Turkish Singer!

That's who I ended up with when I tried My Heritage's 'Famous Face Recognition'



Not a bad selection really, considering female collegues of mine got Winston Churchill, Park Ji-Sung, and Evander Holyfield. At least all of mine were the same sex as me!!!

So what did I get:

• Tarkan: Never heard of him (apparently a German born Turkish singer) not sure if this is good or bad, although after looking at his other photos - it says something that I matched his worst picture - Hey I'll take it! (wikipedia)
  
• Joseph Lieberman: Phew! If I was going to get a Democrat at least I go one of the only sane ones; running with GoreBore is of course the exception to this rule. (wikipedia)
  
• Toshiro Mifune: Perhaps the most popular Japanese actor ever, appearing in almost 170 films. (wikipedia)
• Peter Sellers: One of the greatest comic geniuses of my lifetime, perhaps the feather in my 'look-alike' hat. Trippy, however, that I look like Geoffrey Rush, looking like Peter Sellers!??? (wikipedia)

The Day After The Day After The Day After Tomorrow!!! Part 2

Classic - "three standing ovations at Sundance" - that's shocking! A bunch of lefties would go crazy over a film like this - who'd have thunk it!!!

It's a great disaster movie trailer, I would only want to see it for the sci-fi special effects though (on DVD of course). Sure it's low to mention Katrina, the WTC and "Our Child's Lives". Then again what do you expect from another piece of propaganda - the only way the looney lefties will take a strangle hold of the Dems and hope to win an election is if they convince us that nature is a bigger threat than terrorists. Somehow I find a bomb in a building a little more worrying than the idea that the sea level will rise another ¼ of an inch over the next 30 years!

Of course any last shred of credibility the mocumentary surely) dies, when that monotone nutjob Gore turns up! I guess that's just for the intermission so people can have 40 winks and wake up just in time to see the special effects and computer generated imagery.

Reading though the comments on YouTube is also entertainment in it's self with all the crazies worried that the world will end, hey why not avoid it all just set up a commune on the moon, I'm sure there are enough sane people in the world that would donate the money to send you there!

One comment was funny though"how the heck do we know that CO2 in our atmosphere now then there has been in the past 650,000, who was taking imperical measurements back then!?" Perhaps this is the real reason Noah thought the flood was coming, CO2 levels were on the rise!

THE Firm

SHC :: Bridget Hall

Stalwart for the Ralph Lauren product line, Bridget's been around for a while and is certainly one of the better 'supermodels' around. She was born in December 1977 Arkansas, but by the early age of 10 she was already modelling whilst living in Farmers Branch, Texas.

By the legal age of 18, she was listed in Forbes as one of the "best ten" moneymaking supermodels and was the source of many teenage fantasies - including mine!

Official Site: bridgethall.com

Some Wallpapers:

Seperated at Birth: Crazy Witherspoon

I'm not sure where I got these photos of Reese (obviously on set somewhere), but it struck me just how similar she looked to that Crazy Frog that was annoying so many people back home.



For those of you (like me) who don't really know who Crazy Frog is here's video of the Axel Foley remix:

Making Up for Lost Time

Has it already been a week!?

Wow just crazy at work, so much has happened: Middlesbrough with their amazing comeback against Bassel, Robbie scoring a cracker on his Birthday, the dilema over what to do with Iran, the demonstrations for illegal occupation/immigration...

Let's see if I can't make up for it today!