Check out J-Lo's, Britney's and other Hotties' Bushes

Amazing somehow Playboy have convinced J-Lo, Britney Spears, Laetitia Casta, Charlize Theron and Jennifer Anniston to show off their bushes, here are the first photo shot proofs:

J-Lo 1 - J-Lo 2 - Britney 1 - Britney 2 - Laetitia - Charlize
Jennifer A - Denise Richards

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Carlsberg Don't Do Football Teams...

...but if they did, they would be the best in the world!

Little Johnny's All Grown Up

Johnny wanted to have sex with a girl in his office....but she was dating someone else...

One day Johnny got so frustrated that he went up to her and said I'll give you a 1000 dollars if you let me screw you....but the girl said NO.

Johnny said I'll be fast, I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down, I'll be finished by the time you pick it up.

She thought for a moment and said that she would have to consult her boyfriend.....so she called her boyfriend and told him the story. Her boyfriend says ask him for 2000 dollars, pick up the money really fast, he won't even be able to get his pants down. So she agrees and accepts the proposal.

Half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is waiting for his girlfriend to call. Finally after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened......

...she said "HE USED QUARTERS!!!"

European Action

Updates:

• 90 mins: Arsenal and Barca are though after winning both their home ties 2-0. They will now join AC Milan and Villarreal in the Final Four.
• 88 mins: Just what was needed to settle the nerves, Eto'o scores for Barca and they now lead 2-0.
• 80 mins: Nedved (Juve's Czech playmaker) has been sent off for a second yellow card. Surely that's it for Juve.

The last two Quarter Finals are in the closing stages now, with Arsenal holding Juventus, who despite having the majority of the possession so far 66% have only had 2 shots on target compared with the Gunner's 6! If they go through Reyes (who's just been subbed with Pires) will miss the 1st leg of the semi-final after picking up a yellow card (his 3rd in the competition).

In the other game Barcelona are leading 1-0 in Spain through a 19 minute Ronaldinho goal. A goal from the Portuguese though would give them the upper hand and the valuable away goal. Barcelona need to look for a second to avoid that scenario.

Carragher Hopes They're Gunner Do It

Jamie Carragher is hoping Arsenal can emulate Liverpool's success last year and end the season as European champions. The Gunners will face Juventus in Italy tonight already leading 2-0 from the first leg at Highbury.

If they play as well as they did at home they should find themselves playing Villarreal in the semi-finals and then either AC Milan, Benfica or most likely Barcelona in the final in Paris. A Paris final (and win) would be even more sweet for Arsenal who have such a large French contingency in their squad too.

Jamie had this to say:

"It's pretty similar to what we did last year. I hope they do well. The football they play is outstanding. They probably are the best footballing team in the country. The way they played against Juventus in the first leg, if they get anywhere near that they'll certainly go through.

"I think the job Arsene Wenger's done over 10 years or so, he's never quite got the Champions League, whereas (Rafa) Benitez, (Sir Alex) Ferguson or (Jose) Mourinho have. The job he's done at Arsenal he probably deserves that because he's done as good a job as any of them."

It's a far cry from Arsene Wenger who called Liverpool lucky rather than congratulate them last May!

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Matrix Ping Pong

This is old, I know, but it's great!