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PARIS (BBC) - More than one million people are estimated to have protested across France on Tuesday against the government’s youth employment laws. Fighting broke out as protesters gathered in Paris, and missiles were hurled at police as they moved into the crowds to try to remove troublemakers. Tear gas and water cannon were used to disperse the protesters, and by late evening just a small group remained.

Barking Moonbat's Comments:

Of course, no report on riots in France would be complete without hearing from the poor, downtrodden youth who have a clear understanding of how business works even though most of them have never worked a day in their miserable lives. Take this young lady who, although ugly as sin, has a beautiful theory about how evil employers must be to spend time and money training a young worker just for the pleasure of firing them after they have been trained. I wonder what school of business administration she learned that at?

Then we have this budding young socialist who is dead set against a boss being ... a boss. Obviously, she plans on living in some socialist paradise where the workers tell their employers what to do, take two-month vacations every year, work only 30 hours per week, get paid lots and lots of money just for showing up for work and are allowed to retire with a pension at age 40. That would be France, for sure. And they wonder why we laugh at them?

Classic!

Sickening

Whittier area students from Pioneer, California and Whittier high schools walked out of classes to protest the proposed federal immigration bill March 27, 2006. The protestors put up the Mexican flag over the American flag flying upside down at Montebello High. (Leo Jarzomb/Staff photo)

A Babies Right To Choose

The fight for unborn rights begins in the carpool lane. This site is fighting to give mothers and their unborn babies their right to use carpool lanes.

Pregnant woman can take a stand for unborn rights through civil disobedience. We urge each and every woman blessed with an unborn child to drive in the carpool lane whenever possible. We have tips for dealing with the police; if you do get a ticket, fight as hard as possible. Force lawmakers to take notice and legally grant the unborn their rights.

Others can contact their lawmakers and work on our action items.

I remember a few years back there was a pregnant woman driving with her child in a '3-person' car pool lane, when a cop pulled he over. She fought the ticket in court on the grounds that she was pregnant and therefore there were three people in the car. She won!

Personally whether you believe personhood begins at conception (as I do) or at birth shouldn't make a difference, these women as a whole put up with a whole lot of crap being pregnant and have to go and piss like every twenty minutes when they're nearly due. I say give them the car pool, and the handicapped parking spot too once they're 6-months gone!

South African Sisters Win Lion Share of Royalties

Three impoverished South African women, whose father wrote The Lion Sleeps Tonight, have won a six-year battle for royalties in a landmark case that could affect musicians worldwide.

No one is saying how many millions will go to the daughters of the late composer Solomon Linda, who died in poverty from a curable kidney disease in 1962 at age 53. But the family's settlement with New York City-based Abilene Music that gives Linda's heirs 25 per cent of past and future royalties, has broad implications.

Linda composed his now-famous song in 1939 in one of the squalid hostels that housed black migrant workers in Johannesburg. Family lore has it he wrote the song in a matter of minutes and was inspired by his childhood tasks of chasing prowling lions from the cattle he herded. It was sung, in true Zulu tradition, a cappella. Linda's innovation was to add his falsetto voice, an overlay of haunting "eeeeeees," to the baritone and bass main line. To this day, this style is called Mbube in South Africa.

The song sold more than 100,000 copies over a decade, probably making it Africa's first big pop hit. In the 1950s, at a time when apartheid laws robbed blacks of negotiating rights, Linda sold worldwide copyright to Gallo Records of South Africa for 10 shillings. Gallo also tried to sell the work in the United States but U.S. folk singer Pete Seeger had adapted a version he called Wimoweh. Then it became one of the best known songs in the world as The Lion Sleeps Tonight, attributed to George Weiss, Hugo Peretti and Luigi Creatore.

Owen Dean, South Africa's leading copyright lawyer, argued successfully for Linda's family that under the British Imperial Copyright Act of 1911, which was in force in South Africa at the time Linda composed his song, all rights revert to the heirs, who are entitled to renegotiate royalties.

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Anne Hathaway in the Top 100!?

Okay I'm going to have to revise my opinion (about Hathaway not being fit enough to be considered top 100 material) after viewing these pics of her at The Dark Hat. She deserves to be moved up the list (say about 1 space!)

International Links in the Sidebar

Well, just because I'm full of myself, and especially as I did no work to create, them I'm posting screenshots of 2MarsBars in the various languages:

Sean Penn = Another Hollywood Nutcase

Hollywood activist, and allround self-absorbed nutcase, Sean Penn has a plastic doll of conservative US columnist Ann Coulter that he likes to abuse when angry.

The actor has hated Coulter ever since she blacklisted his director father Leo Penn (aawwww) in her book "Treason". And he takes out his frustrations with Coulter, who is a best-selling author, lawyer and television pundit, on the Barble-like doll.

In an interview with The New Yorker magazine, Penn reveals, "We violate her. There are cigarette burns in some funny places. She's a pure snake-oil salesman. She doesn't believe a word she says."

Isn't just like these whacko Liberal Lefties, always doing crap they would have a fit about others doing. This is the same arrogant moron that took a boat to the Katrina devistated areas in Louisianna but only had enough room for his camera crew and was unable to help save any of those people who were stranded out there!

Of course a VooDoo doll of Penn would'nt be satisfying to mangle simply because a doll with a good likeness of that freak would already look like it had been beat and shagged this side of sideways by one of his buddy Saddam's "interrogators".

Indian Told to Leave Wife After "Divorce" in Sleep

A Muslim couple in India have been told by local Islamic leaders they must separate after the husband "divorced" his wife in his sleep, the Press Trust of India reported.

Sohela Ansari told friends that her husband Aftab had uttered the word "talaq", or divorce, three times in his sleep, according to the report published in newspapers on Monday.

When local Islamic leaders got to hear, they said Aftab's words constituted a divorce under an Islamic procedure known as "triple talaq". The couple, married for 11 years with three children, were told they had to split.

The religious leaders ruled that if the couple wanted to remarry they would have to wait at least 100 days. Sohela would also have to spend a night with another man and be divorced by him in turn.

The couple, who live in the eastern state of West Bengal, have refused to obey the order and the issue has been referred to a local family counselling centre.

India's minority Muslim population is governed by Islamic personal laws on issues such as marriage, divorce and property inheritance.

"This is a totally unnecessary controversy and the local 'community leaders' or whosoever has said it are totally ignorant of Islamic law," said Zafarul-Islam Khan, an Islamic scholar and editor of The Milli Gazette, a popular Muslim newspaper.

"The law clearly says any action under compulsion or in a state of intoxication has no effect. The case of someone uttering something while asleep falls under this category and will have no impact whatsoever," Khan told Reuters.

Bizzare! I'm wondering though about the fact that if this woman would have to spend a night with another man and then be divorced by him, then she could well have made up the story of him talking in his sleep, to legitimise having a quickie with the new guy on the block!?

I tell you what though, if the wife and I convert to Islam, I'll be sure to leave a tape recorder in the bedroom at night so she can't pull one over on me, while occassionally telling her that she had repeated "talaq" 3 times in her sleep! Especially if I spot a tasty chick like this one in my neighbourhood.

FHMs 100 Sexist Women - WTF

Every year this amazes me. How on earth they come up with the top 100 sexist women! It's got to be rigged or the only people who vote must be either blind, stupid or plain sick.

Okay most are okay, but many are in the wrong order. Worst of all that skanky kid Scarlet Johanson has somehow walked away with the number one spot. Surely FHM's 100 SW has just become a joke now and people are voting for the most nastly celebrity out there.

Other glaring mistakes:

• Josie Moran is #100. 100! That's nearly of the list completely this babe is easily top 20 material.
• Buffy = #94. Ridiculous, at least top 50 material - maybe too many people were thinking of her playing Daphne in those nasty purple dresses.
• Denise Richards (#89), does anyone not remember Wild Things!?
• Katie Holmes is on the list, #90 is flattery!
• Fugly Fergie at #88, once again just being on the list makes a mokery of it, ditto Plain-Jane Anne Hathaway.
• #58 Hillary Duff, looking even more ugly (although that seems impossible) since losing a tone of weight - there are some sick guys voting out there.
• Brooke Burke is the bottom half (#53) three behind the likes of Kelly Clarkson even! WTF second biggest shocker, after Skanky Scarlet #1 finish.
• Leeann Tweeden's drop from a logical #14 to a stupifying #47.
  
• Adriana Lima at #27, great for a number of these skanks, but for a fine chick like Adriana anything outside the top 5 is just plain wrong!
• Vida Guerra just outside the top 20. I guess have a hugh photoshopped arse is good enough for some, personally I like my big fat arses to be free of celulite bulges.
• Paris Hilton (#11) - no arse, not tits, no brains, no personallity - I didn't know manequins could be voted for.
• Teri "Plastic" Hatcher in the top 10 and ahead of Eva!?
• Jessica Simpson, top 40...okay, top 25...maybe, but #4. They must have voted for her purely on her chest and imaging she had a brown paper bag over her face.
  

Some things that are right:

• Heather Graham is #98 down from #74. Deserving of being on the list, but definitely near the end - they got this one right, although there are others on this list that should be lower, including #1!
• Ashley Judd (#) for being back on the list (she was missing last year - was it worse than this year's?).
  
• New girl Danica Patrick - a racy chick places in a logical #42 spot.

Where are they now?:

• Gabriel Union
• Vanessa Minnillo
• Pam Anderson
• Stacy Keibler
  

Gerrard Gets Punk'd by a Punk Ass Chav$ki Kid

And gives him a slap on the face for his troubles. Luckily it wasn't Arjen Robben or he'd of gone down clutching his face!

As seen on Break.com

The Search Goes On And On And On And On And....

I don't know how many webpages and blogs I read everyday, but it's a lot and much of it I want to post on Two Mars Bars and a Slurpee. I have my own opinion on pretty much everything I read / look at, but between a wife, two-kids, work and a 2 hour commute (each way) there's not enough time to comment or post pictures of all that I like.

Hence Never-Ending Bookmarks (nebookmarks.blogspot.com), these are bookmarks that I keep saving en masse that I mean to return to and blog on, but really rarely if ever do.

So for now I'm going to post them her instead (probably with a small) line or two of comments and then I'll return to them when I want to blog them to 2MarsBars.

Celebrity Butt Crack Gallery

Surprisinglly unpleasant for the most part! And hey he took out the good one from Adriana! Also do you think Pam and Carmen's are silicone?

All at SmitHappens.